barackfuckingobama: On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING because I turned up the heater or like ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING from my tv or even THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING the dancefloor
mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
That depressing moment when you wake up in the...
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